warning

It's that time of year.
MY phobia, and apparently nobody elses...
why nobody elses ? how should i know.
But the fact that nobody lives in the fear of falling ninja conkers, reflects the fact that too many people live in ignorance.
So beware dear reader of these sly missiles from nature. I doubt that they would kill you, but a fat one falling from high onto your head wourld surely cause lots of pain and probrably damage. Having sait that, a conckker falling on a young childs head could be fatal. I wonder if anybody has conducted any tests on this subject...
You have been warned.