10 reasons to like Xmas
presents
great food
great for the kids
great wine
the hope of snow
the cosiness of long nights
the christmas carols
sharing
everybody is in it together
santa forever

10 reasons not to like Xmas
you don't get what you secretly wanted
you get fat
it's a family thing
can't really get drunk and stupid
it never fucking snows
do people really forgive ?
you spend too much bloody money
who really shares ?
santa is like god : everywhere at the same time but he doesn't fucking exist
it's all fake